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i'm inventing a new card in soccer that the ref shows when something Beautiful happens

when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs

As a kid I thought that singing a note so high that you break glass would be a much bigger part of my life than it currently is

top reasons to do something:1. funsies2. spite

u get wired headphones and suddenly every door handle is erect and present

"act your age" fuck off, i've never been this age before

it’s important to me that the pope has been to a frat party even if it was a daytime frat party of eight https://t.co/rHo01TosbZ

pride is all about pairing a tank top with the longest and least sexual jorts you own

Thinking about the time my husband took me to medieval times and I didn’t know it was rigged so I was yelling and screaming at my knight to get his shit together and at one point he looked over at our direction extremely exasperated before finally getting defeated

yea i knew the muffin man *flicks cigarette*

It will be 100° in the apartment and my cat is like what if we cuddled skin to fur rn

cute guy just got on the elevator with this book in hand and i pulled mine out thinking it was my dua lipa/callum turner moment (!!) and i said “oh my gosh, are you reading this too!” and he said “yes, my boyfriend just gave it to me!” 🤦🏼♀️ absolutely brutal, my life https://t.co/gYX6EXIC4f

true friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.

Just saw someone spell “notice” like “knowtess” and was like wow. Never even thought of that possibility before

I asked if I could pet this cute dog at the store, and the human was like, "Oh my god, he's been hoping you'd ask"

The best part of getting home from a trip is sleeping in your own bed. The worst part is realizing your house has a particular smell

To keep a live cricket in so you can scare the life out of your aunt, who has only shown you love and generosity. https://t.co/fNEjKsiKzb

thrifting is made for girls cos we’re great at seeing potential in washed up ran through shit

they're charging mbappe https://t.co/W0yjMkxIG7

feels like the only countries with real names are Jordan and Chad

i was on the amtrak and a girl was putting her bag on the rack and a container of baked beans fell out onto a girl below her. then later her beans almost fell AGAIN and she apologized and was like “you can drop beans on someone once but NOT twice” and that’s so true actually

Does anyone Know where I can Purchase one of These pic.twitter.com/07c6chNggP

Thinking about Amnesty International’s absolutely insane font choice from 1991 pic.twitter.com/TscNSNmWka

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

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