It’s a poop-idemic in concerts these days, apparently.

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If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that

I shit myself onstage in Charlottesville but that’s because I am dedicated to my craft