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i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

Apparently June is scoliosis awareness month as well as pride month, so it's just a great month for people like me who are not straight in any way, shape, or form

can u wear a tankini on love island or would u be executed

every card for Father’s Day being HEY YOU FUCKING ALCOHOLIC LET’S GRAB A BEER 😂😂😂 or WE LOVE YA, FARTY MCFART 😂😂😂

Accepting the fact that you’re about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience.

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French https://t.co/Foz8GpcSRt

The hardest part of my job is being a juvenile lawyer at 5ft tall and most of my 14 year old clients are taller than me. Like good morning judge, Alyssa Leader on behalf of Braden and if you need he can lift me up closer to the podium.

Thinking about that time a man messaged me asking to hookup but keep it discreet so his wife didn’t find out and I said “you better pray she ain’t on Facebook because I’m finding her rn and sending this screenshot” and he said “ooooh off to save the world are ya?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”. pic.twitter.com/F5NUzizSF6

international visitors; let us know what companies you work for that let you take off for 30+ days to visit and if they’re hiring US citizens

*whispering near straight guy’s phone so they get targeted ads* hemming, tailoring, hemmed pants, pants that fit, tailor, tailors near me, how to get pants hemmed

quit my job today and a sales guy out of Germany sent me an incredibly heartfelt slack thanking me for teaching him the phrase “does a bear shit in the woods” when responding to something that is an obvious yes 😭

theyll never be able to afford a nest https://t.co/FDPRatUdaQ

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

a season of love island with people who were in AP english maybe so we don't need an hour to read letters

New Yorkers are ridiculous man LMAOOO😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/7lvCbG63NR

went to dunkin and the drive thru person said “that’ll be 11 million dollars” and i said “oh no!” and she said “i’m just playin it’s $11.99” and man. she got my ass. what a great bit

bitch we thought you died pic.twitter.com/SUXyeqlzLm

World Cup visitors being wowed by ranch dressing and free soft drink refills makes me feel like world peace could be possible

asking a toddler to switch seats with me on the plane so I can sit next to their hot mom

(watching a baking competition show) You fool. That passion fruit mousse cake will never set in time. You did not properly temper the white chocolate collar. For shame. (eating Cookie Monster Delight ice cream straight out of the pint) Da Blue Makes It Taste Better 😊😊😊

gen z supervisor at work said "new tech unlocked" when I told him there was a second toaster oven in the break room. I dont like that this guy can fire me

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