“They came in and sat in the guest room without me knowing and surprised me and my now-ex while we were about to be intimate on the couch.”

"Apparently, I should have gone to one of their houses and cooked for everyone there instead. I haven’t seen or spoken to her since. She will never be welcomed into my home again."

"He eventually left and would text me occasionally, but I got rid of him in a very professional and polite way.

Don’t even get me started on how he would come to my place of work (got a second job working at a restaurant) and proceed to make a big deal about how he’s not gonna eat the food I made. I worked back of the house as a cook, and he would ask me which ones I made and which ones I didn’t, and he would go out of his way to only eat the stuff that I didn’t touch. A couple of years ago, I ran into his Bumble and on his Bumble he wrote, "I’m very self-aware." I’m literally not making this shit up. He wrote that."

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