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i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.” Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

couldn’t remember if I’d taken my adderall this morning or not and then I locked in on Canva in a way that could only be described as medicated

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

Knicks hurry up and win I can’t keep drinking six beers every other day

europeans are gonna be smuggling bottles of ranch and packets of taco bell fire sauce on their flights back home.

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

What I mean to say to my neighbor: It is humid outside today.What comes out of my mouth: Goddamn, it’s Mug City out here!!!!

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