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Knicks hadn’t lost a game in 50 days and just lost with Trump in attendance pic.twitter.com/R3JvVJgFzM

spurs fans begging trump to go to game 4 to curse the knicks again pic.twitter.com/xLyFC4hN0y

Donald Trump forcing his way into Madison Square Garden really fucked up the Knicks 13 game playoff winning streak pic.twitter.com/Ls2S7MSBFe