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“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

my cat has been ramming his head into my boobs a lot lately and i've read stories about how pets sometimes warn their owners of cancerous tumors using the same method so i went to the doctor and got checked and found out that my cat is just a pervert

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

I want to thank the person who told my mom that WTF means "wow that's fantastic." Her texts are so much more fun now.

8 years ago I went to a lesbian bar where they passed out free oysters and when a girl leaned in to kiss me I was like "ooh no sorry I'd need an epipen for that" and I am still haunted by the possibility that I crushed this girl's self-esteem when I'm just allergic to shellfish

talk to your doctor about wegozil. shout at your doctor about blarpo. whisper with your doctor about cixyl. show your doctor the sign (👌🤦♀️👏) for flonartil. laugh with your doctor about wexadry. email your doctor about drongle. glance meaningfully at your doctor about floova

No one is full of more false hope than me in line to buy a new anti frizz conditioner thinking yes, this will be the one.

Absolutely love Disney Food TikTokers. They’re like “These nuggets are served with Goof sauce…but it just tastes like honey mustard.” Well yes. Goofy’s not actually back there inventing new culinary creations. There is no Chef Goofy transsubstantiation

Real reason men can open jars is they never moisturize their hands. when I’m done with after shower slime time I can barely turn a door knob

Please arrive at your appointment 15 minutes early so you can fill out the same forms you filled out online and then be asked the same questions when the doctor actually sees you.

girl i know deleted all her wedding photos off her instagram #noticing

Well, it finally happened. I tried to say "all good" and "no problem" on a work call and it came out "all problem"

i asked the girlschat if we want to visit a museum during our beach holiday and they asked if i was doing a bit pic.twitter.com/BwsYHCl5V2

Me: hey Google I really want to save this image. Google: best I can do is make you click the screen 500 times and give every option but saving it.

“Y’all” is an extremely useful word, but every now and then there’s a situation that calls for the upgraded version: “all y’all.”

so u had a dream that u were albanian https://t.co/Xlh1MPg0eN

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