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My toxic boss is workbombing me

“can my boyfriend come” can my flesh-eating virus come

Why do blankets become 10x more comfortable when you actually need to wake up.

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

Eating-speed gap relationship

when a wedding speech has "but in all seriousness" u know it's time to stop laughing and lock the fuck in

the human brain was not designed to know when someone is typing… then stopping… then typing again

being the first one to arrive at the function is so powerful. suddenly everyone’s texting you their eta like ur their king

Missing garbage day gotta be the biggest L in adulthood.

Someone at the wedding we went to yesterday put on their RSVP that they were allergic to “hazelnuts and weak willed men” and I’m still laughing about it.

I will never have a friendship like the one I have with my brother. pic.twitter.com/3mmgMeCJnr

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

It does seem like people come to the airport to cough as much as they can

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