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I live in an apartment that I rent. If I wanted to invite a Vampire into my home, would I be able to? Or would he have to go through my landlord, the legal owner, in order to enter?

sugar daddy: I'm gonna spoil yousalt daddy: I'm gonna preserve you

hot take if you’re the couple who lives next door to me it’s fine for you to fight really loudly as long as you enunciate your words really clearly so I can decide for myself who I think is winning

I hate when I see a good recipe on Instagram and the caption is like “Comment YUMMY to get the recipe in your inbox : D” and I’m out here commenting “Yummy” like a fucking tool

I’ll never forgive Class of 2010 for being able to spell “SEN10RS” like that....

My boyfriend is an intellectual pic.twitter.com/00aXydxxmu

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

why do grandmas always insist on being called something cutesy like “gigi” or “bunny” when they could instead instill fear with a name like “blade” or “night fury” or “The Reaper”

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

i just read something about how much fiber is in an apple and thought, 'wow i should eat an apple every day.' i wonder if anyone else has thought about doing this to keep the doctor away.

whenever I'm with real yappers i realize I might actually be a listener 😭

heard a cambridge mom speaking, in a very sensible tone, to a wailing baby, saying "look darling this is a problem of your own making"

ive noticed all the “gender neutral” baby names are just boys names. miller, james, blake, noah. call me when there’s a boy jessica thanks.

I bought my husband a dozen undies in the same colour Him: Why did you buy so many of the same colour? People will think I don't change my underwear!!! Me: Which people?!

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