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Zoos in Pittsburgh and Boston just hashed out a blockbuster one-for-one gorilla trade
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From his first impressions of Donald Trump and the MAHA movement to clapping back at ex-girlfriend podcast drama, "Thor" is throwing heat on the culture war. Certain trades are so huge that they changed the course of a sport. Babe Ruth to the Yankees, Wayne Gretzky to the Kings and more recently, Luka Doncic to the Lakers. That's what I think we've got in a blockbuster gorilla trade between the Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium and Franklin Zoo in Boston. We've got a one-for-one deal that is going to shake up the gorilla market going forward, with Pittsburgh shipping a 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, Frankie, to Beantown in exchange for Little Joe, a 33-year-old silverback. Gorilla Little Joe has spent most of his career in Boston, but has been dealt to Pittsburgh for an up-and-coming young prospect. (Staff photo by Lisa Hornak/Getty Images) Pittsburgh is getting a veteran presence in its enclosure, while Boston gets a highly touted prospect who will have some considerable ass-scratching, feces-throwing shoes to fill. According to The Pittsburgh Tribune, Frankie will become part of a "bachelor group" with two other males, which means Boston is really building toward the future. As you might expect, the internet was going, well, ape s--t over this. I knew that this sometimes happened with zoos, swapping animals around. In fact, when I was a kid, I remember it was a big deal that my local zoo made a big free-agent signing and brought in an albino alligator. 'FORREST,' THE LAST ESCAPED MONKEY FROM MISSISSIPPI HIGHWAY CRASH, FINDS NEW LIFE AT NEW JERSEY SANCTUARY He carried the franchise for a few seasons. But I want more of this. I want to see zoos cutting deals to assemble the best lineups. And I don't mean one-for-one species deals. ZERO BS. JUST DAKICH. TAKE THE DON'T @ ME PODCAST ON THE ROAD. DOWNLOAD NOW! I'd love to see how many flamingos it's going to take for a rhino. I bet it's a lot. Hell, may have to throw in a first crack at an opportunity to sign a panda on loan from China. A change of scenery could be just what the veterinarian ordered for Little Joe. (Photo by David L. Ryan/The Boston Globe via Getty Images) I hope to keep an eye on this to see how it pans out. Little Joe has a bit of a troubled past. In 2003, he escaped his enclosure and injured a kid. CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE FOX NEWS APP Hey, nobody's perfect. So, maybe the blue-collar environment in the Steel City will do him some good and help find his game because anyone who knows apes โ and I've seen all the Planet of the Apes films, so I think I know what I'm talking about โ knows he still has some tread on the tire. Matthew Reigle is a writer for OutKick. Get all the stories you need-to-know from the most powerful name in news delivered first thing every morning to your inbox Subscribed You've successfully subscribed to this newsletter!
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