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Kids' sports/activity stickers: "Let me introduce you to our children, and because they're involved with extracurriculars, we'll be gone most evenings and/or weekends for practices or games."

"Baby on Board" sticker: "We'll have our hands full and be distracted when we get where we're going, making us an easy target."

Motorcycle sticker: "We like expensive toys that you can probably find in our garage."

Hunting sticker: "We like outdoor sports and may have expensive equipment at home or possibly in our car. We'll also be gone on most weekends during peak seasons, leaving our house unattended."

Dog sticker: "We have a small-breed dog that answers to the name 'Max.'"

Parking permit sticker: "This is where we live/work."

School sticker: "This is where our children attend school."

Personalized license plate: "My personalized plate is easier to recall should I unintentionally offend someone or if someone wants to keep track of my vehicle."

"Oilfield Spouse" sticker: "My spouse is away for extended periods of time."

A very red center that is still raw. Only the outside is cooked.

Medium Rare means JUICY.A pinkish red center that has begun to cook.

Medium is still PINK.The center is cooking.

Medium WellThe center has just lost all its pinkness and the juices are drying up.

Well DoneIt’s a burnt offering. You have destroyed a piece of nature and the Chef hates you.

ADOLESCENT At 10 years old a Saguaro is the size of your thumb

YOUNGSTER 30 to 60 years Begins to flower

MIDDLE AGE 60 to 100 years First arm may appear

ADULT 100+ years Lower trunk loses spines

SENIOR 175+ years Woody bark takes over at base

India – 1.428 billion (17.8% of the world’s population)