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31 Teachers Share The Dumbest Things Kids Have Said Or Done, And I’m Truly Afraid For The Future Of Humanity
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I'm Kanksha, the Senior Content Editor for BuzzFeed India based in Mumbai. Responses have been edited for length and clarity. "We read an article once about how harmful the sun's rays can be on your eyes. About 80% of the class started to look out the widow at the sun. We... we learned nothing?" — 5Nadine2 "Mom was not happy with him, to say the least, though for the icing on the cake? She did ask that I let him re-take the real test, and since she honestly seemed to care a lot more than many of the parents I met, and since I did admittedly feel a little guilty for not trying to prevent it in the first place, as a compromise we let him come after school to re-try at a penalty. And in the end, he freaking aced the test. He was normally a C-student or so, and if he'd just done that the first time, the weight of the exam probably would've bumped him up low B. Aesop couldn't have turned it into a better 'cheaters never prosper' fable." — JLazarillo "I chide him for not asking earlier. Then, when we're done, and I'm collecting the homework, I notice that one student, Sylvia, has no red marks at all on her paper. I require them to start the process by writing today's date in red in the upper right corner, but there is no red at all. I ask Sylvia, why didn't you put the date in red up here? "I didn't have a red pen." What the living fudge?" — BoomerTeacher
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