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kids are so funny. i told the little girl who lives in my building that i liked her princess costume & her sister immediately goes “i’m eating an apple” and i just had to be like “omg yum!”

Sorry I’m late. I was trying to open one of those plastic bags in the produce section at the grocery store.

things my mother asks for when she wants to watch “Only Murders In the Building”:- There is Death In My Neighborhood - There’s a Mystery in My Apartment - Everyone Dies in Our Building - Martin Short

for years i thought an oncologist was just the dr they kept on call at all times

every year on tax day i think about the girl who told me she thought it was like your parents insurance that you could stay on until 26 and she just hadn’t been filing for years. hope she is doing well.

Soft launching that I want to get off the phone by saying “Alright well…”

I need a website that tells me if every couple of 20+ seasons of Say Yes to the Dress is still together.

me liking a tweet and then immediately liking a counter tweet pic.twitter.com/FvgZ43ePs2

Me as a 911 operator: they did WHAT? that’s crazy.

So much pineapple decor at my nearby thrift shop. Rest in peace, local swinger.

oh, you’re married & you have kids & a house & a 401k? well i recently invented a game called m&m’s roulette where i put peanut-butter, caramel, & pretzel m&m’s in a sandwich bag & shake them up & then before i go to bed i get to pick one m&m & the flavor is a surprise. so.

found the note my sister passed me when our mother announced that our parents were divorcing pic.twitter.com/gHBTzuChXv

I’ll never forget that tiktok of a father saying how his toddler made him eggs but they were like, the best eggs he ever tasted. later that day he couldn’t find any butter so he asked his son where it was and his son told him that he used the Entire Stick of butter for the eggs

An open flame and a frying pan Jesus Christ https://t.co/CwlAtiTex8

catholic guilt is crazy because i will feel bad about something i have not yet done but could theoretically do

my lukewarm take on married last names is that whichever is the coolest last name should “win” and become the family nameexample: my maiden name was Mars, and I changed it to Hakanson to match my husbandhe works for NASAwe chose poorly

Going to Costco. Anybody need a 50lb bag of sugar or a hot tub?

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