“When [the doctor] got back in the room, I was on the exam table in the doggy style position. He was mortified.”

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"I sudsed up, left the suds on, put the gown on (wide open at the front), and stepped out into the hall feeling like a sudsy flasher, to ask her if I was supposed to rinse the suds off. She and the other clinic workers looked at me with a startled expression, then she said to rinse the suds off. I went back inside, rinsed, dried, and tied the robe at the front before exiting the bathroom and undergoing the procedure. I replayed the scene in my mind many times, trying to figure out whether I had been a creep or whether her instructions should have been clearer."

"Turns out the doc had actually finished the examination and returned to the ward some 15 minutes ago. To the nurse, I was just some guy who had walked in, pulled his pants down, and left the door open."

"Preparing a syringe with numbing solution, he took my left nut and said, 'You’re gonna feel a little prick.' And I said, 'So are you, doc!' His nurse was rolling on the floor laughing her ass off, and then he realized what I just said, and he started laughing his ass off. They thanked me for having a sense of humor and said that they had never laughed that hard in a long time."

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