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a lady sitting behind me at my gate just said “it’s like mayonnaise, but purple” genuinely what could she possibly be talking about

They might find something new on the moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.

| love when airlines are like ooooooh we didn't realize you'd ALL be bringing a bag

I didn’t survive a pandemic, The Great Recession, 9/11, smoking in restaurants, O.J. Simpson, the Challenger explosion, two wars, boomer parents, Hurricane Katrina, Columbine, Y2K, AND a Corey Feldman album to be taken out by goddamn Donald Trump.

it actually feels good as fuck to tilt your head at a slight angle when you don't understand something. the animals were right

I’ve never understood why some parents expect you to let their kid cut you in the bathroom line “but my daughter really has to go” bitch this chick is 7 years old if she pees her pants literally no one will care if I pee my pants I’m getting sent to rehab

Kind of think we should get an emergency amber alert style warning if the temp is gonna drop 20 degrees like that in an hour

The ozempic wave was a CIA operation to get Americans back down to enlistment weight 💀💀💀

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

I love when someone I barely talk to has me in their close friends on IG because I never know how I made the cut, but okay okay. Your secret is safe with me, bestie.

my little sister😭girl fuck you😔 pic.twitter.com/cVGnsqyVAu

when you right click copy and paste something does it ever feel like your mouse is pregnant with information. or is that just me

If you think about it, a scientists whole job is to fuck around and find out

Watermelons taste like they don’t believe in themselves

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote pic.twitter.com/uce01Lv1yk

I love when someone I barely talk to has me in their close friends on IG because I never know how I made the cut, but okay okay. Your secret is safe with me, bestie.

ohhhh so the crew of the artemis II can take candids of each other while piloting a spaceship but my friends can’t take them of me when we’re hanging out

this woman I saw at the airport looks exactly like my deodorant pic.twitter.com/e2MIAnnGM9

This Carrie Bradshaw ass scene at the moma pic.twitter.com/hzVJfNbkbg

What doesn’t kill you gives you cortisol spike, weight gain and hair loss.

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