"I can't tell you why, but this instantly pissed me off."

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"One guy I was talking to sounded like a muppet and I could not."

"No but this is so real. You would have to listen to his voice all the time and especially in bed. Just not compatible!"

"It was a giant realistic portrait of Tate McRae. No hate to Tate, but the tattoo was just straight up ugly."

"So valid. I talked to a white man for 2.5 seconds who nicknamed me chocolate and I was out."

"I dunno, that could end up being a cute story. You could've called him 'chicken tendy,' and gone from there."

"That's peak 'I don't know how to talk to people' energy."

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