I need more details on #10, cause what the actual eff?!?

" I'm an indecisive writer, so I dabble in many forms — blogging, songwriting, poetry, and novel writing.

3rd time: 'Wow, what'd you eat for dinner? Haha JK!'

5th time: there's no way she's got any gas left in the tank

6th time: at this point, this feels intentional."

'Was she expecting to put your wiener in it?"

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